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The Barclays Premier League season ended yesterday and was very notable for three things: Leicester defying all odds (well, odds of 5,000/...
- Leicester defying all odds (well, odds of 5,000/1 actually) and winning the league
- Aston Villa having the shittiest performance ever seen in the league and deservedly going down, hopefully never to be seen again
- Tottenham Hotspur being Spurs and handing the runners-up place to Arsenal on of the last day of the season
The counter-argument is that the team has performed horribly over the last four matches but that should not detract from the amazing results the teams got throughout the season and the fact that Harry Kane ended up as top goalscorer when he could not find the net in his first matches. There are many positives to take from this season and some negatives.
- The third position - yes, the drop from 2 to 3 was a huge blow but third position and automatic champions league qualification should not be scoffed at
- The football - best goal difference, some absurdly brilliant football at times, there's a lot to like here
- Outstanding performances from Toby Alderweireld, Dele Alli, Moussa Dembele, Harry Kane and to a lesser extend Kevin Wimmer who was perfect when called upon
- The team spirit - something which seemed to be lacking under previous managers but which fans can feel now
- Alli's and Dembele's red cards - they effectively ended Spurs' title charge which means Pochettino must find adequate players to cover them when they cannot play
- No plan B - Pochettino is very good at coming up with plan A but still seems unable to tweak his tactics if the plan does not work
- Jaded squad by the end of the season - new players are a must especially given Champions League football in the upcoming season.
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Coup de Boule is a program by Radio Plus each Saturday evening where a couple of "pundits" talk about football. The show primarily revolves around the Barclays Premier League (BPL), which is the most popular league in Mauritius, but also covers all the major leagues in Europe. I am using the terms pundits very loosely because the guys who behind are the show are among the worst commentators I have heard in football.
Here are a few examples of the amazing feats they regularly accomplish.
Tactics are overrated
They know absolutely nothing about football tactics, formations and all the stuff you should be an expert at to analyze matches and player performances. And here I was, thinking that an understanding of football was a sine qua non requirement for this kind of a program.
A two-team league
If you knew nothing about football and listened to the program, you would think that the BPL consists only of two teams, Manchester United and Liverpool. Every football commentator is of course a fan of a team but when his entire contributions limit to his team's performance, that becomes an issue. From time to time, they do mention other teams such as Arsenal and Chelsea but the programme revolves a lot around Manchester United and Liverpool, which is weird considering their poor performance in the league this season.
Learning about players
One time, while accidentally listening to the programme when they were talking about Tottenham Hotspur, one of the "pundits" reached a new low by being unable to pronounce Dier. Imagine this, you come from Mauritius where you've been learning English since primary school, you call yourself a sports journalist but you cannot even pronouce Eric Dier properly. Even the MOZ guys, who are French and get a lot of names wrong since they have the excuse of not speaking English, have no problem pronouncing his name.
The whole programme reeks of repetition with the same commentary over and over again. As their expertise is lacking, this shows in the quality of their commentary. I mean, it's tough to come up with an exhaustive analysis of a match like Michael Cox if your only claim to comment about football matches is that you enjoy the sports (protip guys: read Cox's reports on his website to understand how it's done).
I was checking out some tools I like to use for fun, and the Google Shell at goosh.org is still liv...
If you are interested in buying property in Mauritius, there are various channels you through which ...
I'll start by the offline channels since these are still the most predominant methods.
All the local newspapers regularly feature advertisements from people selling properties -- and if you are selling, there are also people who post ads to proclaim their interest in buying property in Mauritius. For a list of local newspapers, you can refer to my fairly dated newspaper article which I will update soon (hopefully). However, the property ads are mostly in the printed newspapers.
Go to a real estate shop
Real estate shops exist in Mauritius. You may know how this goes. Get in, buy, get out, etc...
Word of mouth
It's still rampant here and it can be brutally effective. Just ask around, and you may get lucky. It helps even more if you yell that you are looking to buy while walking on the street or sitting in the bus.
And since we are in 2016, here are the online methods. More and more people are going online to buy and sell properties, so why shouldn't you? I personally feel that it has several advantages compared to the traditional ways such as convenience and the fact you can weigh tons of options before committing to a purchase.
LExpressProperty is LExpress dedicated website to real estate. I think it's awesome but I may be biased as I got my plot of land through the platform in 2012. It has a search feature, it's available in English and French, and it currently has tons of listings. Its Facebook link is broken in its footer, which makes me question how many times per week the developers check the website.
It's the worst possible method you could imagine, but you may want to rely on it. Go deep involves searching Google and clicking on many links, some of which may be dodgy. That is why I don't recommend doing this unless you are looking for very specific properties, such as luxury real estate or schemes through which you can become a resident here.
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